Sunday, July 20, 2008

Bring back Chris Henry!


Read this article on Chris Henry's return to the NFL. He's thinking about coming back to the Bengals! I always liked him, and the fact that he would come to Kentucky just to smoke his dope actually makes me like him much more.

I met his sister at a bar one night, and I was all like, "You're Chris Henry's sister! Wow!" then I noticed that she had on the most unfortunate pair of Ugg boots ever created. Her coolness diminished quickly thereafter. Whatever. Her brother is still a bad ass athlete, and the Bengals need him with Chad Johnson being such a baby.

Just for the record, CJ is my very last receiver pick in fantasy this year, simply because he has been such a whiney bitch.

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