Bad blowjob!

So my friend Gigi and her boy Pablo came into town last weekend before my departure. We went out drinking after the Snoop concert and ate lunch the next day before they left town. While catching up and telling stories, Pablo shared with me a tale about a very gross blow job experience that will make just about anyone dry heave. This came from a friend of a friend:

Once upon a time, this chick was going down on a guy. When he blew his load in her mouth, she tried to swallow it but was unsuccessful. Her gag reflex actually caused her to vomit on the spot. Since she didn't know what to do about the vomit, she ate it. Yes, that's right, she ate her own puke that had his cum in it. They lived happily ever after. The end.

Friends, I will tell you from experience that swallowing takes serious initiative and dedication. You don't just suck anyone's dick, and you especially don't swallow for just anyone. It's serious effort! This story about that poor girl just goes to show that guys need not expect it, but appreciate it when it does in fact happen for them. That is the lesson of the day. The second lesson of the day is that we are humans - mammals-not birds. We don't regurgitate our food for our young. Never ever ever ever eat vomit. That is also a valuable lesson.