I was also informed of this hilarious article in last Thursday's Enquirer:
A good night or a bad one?
When police find you lying on a downtown sidewalk without shoes and a shirt, covered in vomit and able to only utter one word, is that the mark of a bad night – or a good one?
Police arrested Trevor McCombe, 23, of Ft. Wright, Ky., early this morning after receiving a call of a “man down.”
McCombe was wearing only white shorts, according to police and court records, and was only able to say “Blackfin,” which may or may not have referred to BlackFinn, a downtown bar and restaurant.
Police couldn’t find anyone to call in McCombe’s cell phone, and he couldn’t recall his address.
McCombe was arrested at 3:30 a.m. on a charge of disorderly conduct and is set to appear in court Friday afternoon.
While the title is priceless, my favorite part of this article is the fact that the newspaper made an attempt to disaffiliate the drunk loser with the downtown establishment he was "uttering" by removing one of the n's from the spelling.
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