Friday, May 9, 2008

Weather in the Nasty Natti

The precipitation today was everything that feminine hygiene products try to emulate and more. It rained just about every way it could rain - downpour, cats and dogs, sprinkles, mist, drizzle - and it fluctuated throughout the day. We are left with a lingering, pollen-scented fog that will make it shitty to drive in the morning. But, at least I can say that after walking across campus several times today, I feel like a very clean vagina.

Speaking of, did you know the vagina is the only organ besides the eye that cleans itself?

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