Saturday, May 31, 2008

David Buys Victoria a Vineyard!


I really didn't think I could possibly be more jealous of Victoria Beckham, until now. Yes, it has been reported by a San Francisco newspaper that David purchased a vineyard (at a 7 figure price tag, of course) for Victoria's 34th birthday. Now, not only do I want to have a body like hers and fuck her husband, but I want a vineyard too!!! Jesus, she makes life so difficult for me...

I still haven't come to terms with the fact that I will be too old and crotchety, if not dead, before they develop the technological advancements that will enhance the real experience of advertisements into the 3rd dimension. Just imagine the tactile experience that could come from this beautiful armani ad....

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