Sunday, July 12, 2009

hangover remedies


Things that can potentially make hangovers much better:

pot
coca-cola
ferret kisses
activity (not cardio, that's like some fucked up sort of medieval torture. rock climbing works well, anything strength)
gummy berry juice
waffle house
cracker barrel
laying by the pool
showers
adderall
spice: not like oregano, like the kind harvested from sandworms in Dune. It can do everything.

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