Warning: Gross Post

Okay, two of the sickest fuckin' things I've seen/heard like....EVER maybe:

This link will take you to a huge wang, but wait 'till you see whose it is!

This story came from a friend who works in the service industry, and frequently shares stories with coworkers in an effort to out-gross everyone else:

Ok so i had quite possibly the worlds most impossible follow today. All i remember is he just got out of the army, I don't even remember his name, because it wasn't even a real boy name, it was like Ashley or Conseulea, basically a girl name, and i didn't have enough time to try and remember it. He was quite possibly the most painfully unintelligent person i've ever met in my life, but this turns out to be a completly different kind of awful when he tries to impress us.
A round of gross stories occurs as often does at the restaurant, and as usually Nate is waiting for me to finish my over the top tale of filth so he can make us all question why he is not in jail, little do we know Conseulea has a story topper the likes of which we've never heard.
I am not joking when i say, that he said this happened to him (don't know why anyone would want to claim it). He was going down on his girlfriend when he noticed she was a lot wetter than normal. He just figured he was doing a lot better job than usually, but it was a lot more watery than usually. Then after she got really wet it got kind of thick, and then there were chucks, and after coughed up one of them she freaked out and ran off to the bathroom. He didn't know what was going on, but she wouldn't stop crying or even look at him.
Turn out she (you probably guessed it by now but please go ahead and delete if you don't want it confirmed for you, i wish i was given this option before i went past this point in the story, once its in your head its not going to go away)


miscarried in his mouth, and as for as he knows (or at least claims) he ate part of the fetus. The real kicker though, is he never had sex with the girl, she was cheating on him, so he ate some other dudes baby (his telling not mine, i'm not sure if that would make it better or worse), and the other guys in his unit started calling him baby eater after he told an NCO the story. I'm hoping this boy is just trying to impress us, but he didn't say it happened to a friend of a friend, he claimed it as his own, i hope there is some urban legand site out there that already has this one and can disprove it for me, but as of now, i just have to stomach the idea that i trained a guy today that has tasted fetus.


Okay, I have nothing to say about either of these things. You will see my ass in church this sunday. That is all.