nicknames

a comprehensive list of nicknames and things people called me, collected from my facebook profile postings on my 24th birthday:
Miss Chicken
Roommate (duh)
morg
morgo
morgonzola
morgana
morgballs
big sis
coach
rockstar
crack head

variations on my name are quite popular...it's like I'm a verb, being conjugated. I'm the verb, "to morg". Exactly what kinda action would that be?