Cougar in Training

When I get up the nerve to start acting slutty and fulfilling frivolous carnal needs, this is probably what I will be doing. Hopefully, it will be sexier than this, but I honestly doubt it.


Cameron Diaz and Ashton Kutcher are somehow remotely funny in this clip - I wonder how that happened! I'm still waiting for him to be like, "You got punked!" any moment now, after I complimented his luck in this SNL skit.