Marry a Beer Heiress!

McCain�s Economic Plan For Nation: 'Everyone Marry A Beer Heiress'
I'm not a man, but I feel like I understand them enough to know that most men would love to be John McCain, simply because of the MILF on his arm. There's no doubt that she's beautiful, wealthy and owns one of the largest beer companies in the world. It seems like it would be hard for any man to say she's not a catch.

*I love the Onion!