Okay, so THIS is the Tom Green skit that has been in the back of my mind for some time now (which also prompted my discovery of those others, thanks to youtube). 4:45 is when the real laughter starts to kick in. I truly wish I had a garden, so in it I could showcase some elaborate statuary akin to the gifts that Tom presents to his parents.
You see, I live with a worthless bastard who has directed language similar to "Where's my dinner, bitch?" at me. He is moving out in 6 days, and I can't remember ever looking forward to one single event in life with this much fervor! I am getting ready to be the happiest girl in the world; or at least the happiest girl in the world who has drank her weight in maker's mark and miller high life. My emancipation is the stuff of which legends are made...
I will be so drunk that the only word I will be able to utter will be, "blackfin" or, um..."Bobby Mackey's" - yeah! that's more like it.
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