If you live within 2 hours of the Cincinnati area, you better have your ass at the Reed Gallery to watch my buddy's performance. 7:30, this Friday, prepare for awesomeness. He is super talented and funny, and there will be *lots* of booze, and likely a cocktail party at my place beforehand.
If you are in Cincy, and you choose not to come, you are subject to a Cincinnati Surprise, when you least expect it.
From urbandictionary.com:
1. Cincinatti Surprise (n): When you take a shit in a pillow case and beat someone over the head with it several times.
ex. Billy was bein' an ass so i gave him the ol' Cincinnati Surprise!
Please add that term to your vocabulary, and please come to Reed Gallery at UC this Friday so you don't become a victim like 'ol Billy. I will use my ninja skills to blindside you.
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