Snoop would like to interview Bill O'Reilly in his neighborhood

A pivotal moment in the history of Snoop: Watch the drama unfold! Snoop's lawyer used to be his backup singer.




Did I hear that correctly? Bill wants to build a prison just for Snoop Dogg because he's a "wise guy"? All because he carries guns and smokes weed every day? I think I know someone who does much of the same thing, minus a felony, plus a conceal and carry license.... I hate Bill O'Reilly and I'm conservative...

Snoop Smokes a Giant Spliff

You smoke, you dance, you good: how I plan to party with the D-O-double-G this weekend

You will learn from this video a seldom recognized fact: smoking and dancing is the universal language. Lucky for Snoop, I am fluent in this language, and I plan on speaking lots of it this weekend. You have no clue how long I have been waiting to see Snoop live....



My plans? Well, I'm anticipating a bender. It will officially begin with a blunt at around 9 AM or whenever I decide to wake up. This will continue through the concert. You see, I will be venturing off that next day, and I have to smoke all of my bud before I leave. I'm giving it up officially for one month exactly. Yes, you read that correctly. I'm giving up my one true love. I will be able to pass a pee test for the first time in many years. It will be legendary.

Till then, I've found my special rolling papers from Turkey, and I'm planning on rolling a Mustafa-style J, just in case I meet the man himself. The chances of M and I parting with Snoop afterward are pretty good for several reasons. The first: my strategy. That is, sweet talkin' the gangstaz he be wif. With my peanut butta accomplice, we shall be unstoppable. Secondly, from the video it is evident that some awkward white chicks get invited to the party. Check out that homely bitch standing by the wall, being weird. If she can party with Snoop, I sure as hell can. If I know of two people who can talk their way into and out of anything, it's M and I. I could get high enough to perform one of my sweet freestyles that I do only when I'm completely ripped. What if Snoop hears and he's totally impressed? What if I get signed to a label this weekend? Won't you feel cool saying, "Hey, I knew that girl when she was an unemployed blogging nerd, before she became so famous and sexy and desirable all because of those sick freestyles and dope lyrics..."


"Later on that day
My homey dr. dre came through with a gang of tanqueray
And a fat ass j, of some bubonic chronic that made me choke
Shit, this aint no joke
I had to back up off of it,
set my cup down.
Tanqueray and chronic,
yeah I'm fucked up now..." ("Gin and Juice", Doggystyle, 1993).

...it's like that and like this and like that...

"I think they in the mood for some muthafuckin' G shit..."



one of my all-time favorite raps... i just forgot about the badass video! I want to cruise in those sweet cars that bounce.

Den of Sin/Wisdom nostalgia

When I was president of my sorority, I got to live in a suite on the lower level that had it's own bathroom. My roommate, Flavia, and I - along with max- had some great times in this room with all of our other friends stopping by and hanging out. I had a long ass day today, so I came home and smoked a bowl and all of the sudden it came to me: There was a music video released by deathrow records in 1996 that I feel represents our time in that glorious room perfectly, and on so many levels.

Notice:
1. The world's best "West Sides"
2. the judge's moustache
3. Snoop's courtroom hairstyle.

Snoop Dogg on Larry King Live

How did I not have this earlier? It's from fuckin february...I feel so embarrassed! Please do yourself a favor and watch this. It contains the Quote of the Election Year:

"I'm not down with the Republican Party or the Democratic party, I represent the Gangsta Party."

Review of Snoop Dogg's "Ego Trippin'"

Snoop Dogg's newest album has been out and in my possession since mid-March. Therefore I, a huge Snoop fan, owe it to you, my friends, to provide you with some sort of inclination of this album's quality.

It is given that no Snoop album will ever be equal to "Doggystyle". Nor will Snoop ever be as good of a rapper as he was when his middle name was Doggie. "Ego Trippin'" has some good raps, some of which seem like genuine D-O double G, and others that are ruined by whiney R & B voices, almost like descant parts, evident in 'SD is out', which also plays on the electronic euro-synth voice employed by Daft Punk, and the Beastie Boys. Unfortunately, this is a it overused on the CD, and it ends up taking away from his solid raps. One of the best raps on the CD is "Neva Have 2 Worry", when he actually raps about releasing "Doggystyle", switching record labels and making his career. This song is legitimately gangsta. My favorite lines: "A bitch is a bitch, and a ho is a ho." and "Let them headers cock and let them leaders talk, I'mma gonna be smokin down, livin like a boss." This song is followed by the first single released off the album, "Sexual Eruption" (Seduction in the censored version), which has an eighties beat that is repeated in several other songs on the album. "Life of the Party" is a good song, but like most of the songs on the album, it's not got enough Snoop rap. It's catchy as hell, and he would be stupid if he didn't release a single for it. (Think "Buttons" with the Pussycat Dolls, where his rap lasted all of 20 seconds) This is the overall issue with the entire album - his raps are solid, but not long enough, nor descriptive or narrative enough to educate privileged white youth about the things black people do.

One awesome song, dedicated to Johnny Cash, is "My Medicine". SO different from anything he's ever done before - it's almost Bluegrass rap! My favorite line of the album is in this song: "My love's gonna last just as long as my high, and I'm high all day, every day." Now that's my Snoop!