Showing posts with label Bengals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bengals. Show all posts

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Bring back Chris Henry!


Read this article on Chris Henry's return to the NFL. He's thinking about coming back to the Bengals! I always liked him, and the fact that he would come to Kentucky just to smoke his dope actually makes me like him much more.

I met his sister at a bar one night, and I was all like, "You're Chris Henry's sister! Wow!" then I noticed that she had on the most unfortunate pair of Ugg boots ever created. Her coolness diminished quickly thereafter. Whatever. Her brother is still a bad ass athlete, and the Bengals need him with Chad Johnson being such a baby.

Just for the record, CJ is my very last receiver pick in fantasy this year, simply because he has been such a whiney bitch.

Saturday, April 19, 2008

Bad Chad


Here's the most recent dish on Chad Johnson's situation with the Bengals. What a fucktard, he has it made in Cincinnati. No matter where he ends up, he will not be worshipped like he is in this town. So fuckin' silly! Housh is my new favorite player!